Quotes from "Star Wars"
fortune-starwars is a collection of quotes from the movies “Star Wars”, “The Empire Strikes Back”, and “Return Of The Jedi”. It is meant for use with the fortune program. It does not contain quotes from Episodes One to Three, because I don't really like them.
To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune starwars
Download: fortune-starwars.tgz
Han Solo:
Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me
here a while longer.
Princess Leia:
I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks
it's dangerous for anyone to leave the system until
they've activated the energy shield.
Han Solo:
That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to
let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
Princess Leia:
I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain!
Chewbacca laughs
Han Solo:
Laugh it up, fuzzball!
Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me
here a while longer.
Princess Leia:
I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks
it's dangerous for anyone to leave the system until
they've activated the energy shield.
Han Solo:
That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to
let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
Princess Leia:
I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain!
Chewbacca laughs
Han Solo:
Laugh it up, fuzzball!